wonla:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

panic! at the doorway

well at least someone closed the goddamn door

(Source: ernbarassing)

Aug 28 22:25 with 402,917 notes
Finding someone worth waking up to is better than finding someone to sleep with.

Vikki Karan (via peaceinhaler)

and you are so worth it. no doubt.

(via poetonzerostreet)

Aug 28 22:24 with 382,717 notes

forever:

just imagine how good life would be if pizza made u have a flat stomach

Jun 11 21:21 with 134,347 notes

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

Jun 11 21:19 with 162,930 notes

sexhaver:

there’s a tradition where if you step on the campus seal in the middle of the quad you won’t graduate in 4 years unless you touch a statue of our school mascot (a goat that’s is like 60 feet away across an open field) within 10 seconds and I just watched a senior accidentally step on it, holler “SHIT” at the top of his lungs, drop his bags, and break into a dead sprint across the lawn. I love college

Jun 11 21:09 with 241,892 notes
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