forever:

just imagine how good life would be if pizza made u have a flat stomach

Jun 11 21:21 with 130,675 notes

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

Jun 11 21:19 with 121,426 notes

sexhaver:

there’s a tradition where if you step on the campus seal in the middle of the quad you won’t graduate in 4 years unless you touch a statue of our school mascot (a goat that’s is like 60 feet away across an open field) within 10 seconds and I just watched a senior accidentally step on it, holler “SHIT” at the top of his lungs, drop his bags, and break into a dead sprint across the lawn. I love college

Jun 11 21:09 with 228,557 notes

ryanjjohn:

Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”

Jun 05 0:19 with 308,497 notes

yusterday:

I identify w tinkerbell a lot because she needs attention or she dies and that’s pretty much me

Jun 05 0:19 with 189,928 notes

finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

Jun 05 0:12 with 107,795 notes
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